Jalil on Kid Cudi (Part Two)
Between a hard rock and a pity friend
• pretend like you care about us (ask)
Well We Thought It Was Funny
Well We Thought It Was Funny
This is new feature called “Texts from Jalil”. It may or not be a frequent feature depending on how often Jalil texts me.
Ridiculous Hypothetical Situation
Here’s a question for you dear readers. If your friend (let’s call her Erica) calls you and asks you to go see a movie with her and a guy who is constantly flirting with her (let’s call him Jeremy) to make things less pressure-filled and date-like that’s normal, right?
And what if Erica’s best friend (let’s call her Amy) really liked Jeremy and made out with him once over the summer? And Erica also wants you to come because she doesn’t want Amy to think that Erica likes Jeremy. That’s still sort of normal.
BUT is it normal if you were hooking up with Jeremy over the summer and Erica doesn’t know about it? And Amy doesn’t know about it either? In fact, nobody knows about it. Is that normal?
I think that going to see a movie with Erica and Jeremy in order to make both Erica and Amy more comfortable would make Jeremy very unhappy. But I love situations like that. So do I go to the movie or not?
NO. Because I’m going out to lunch. Thank god.
Interaction Between Myself and Myself
Izzie: “Get out of bed you lazy bitch.”
Izzie: “No.”
Izzie: “Please do it. You have places to be.”
Izzie: “No I don’t.”
Izzie: “DO IT DO IT DO IT.”
Izzie: “Lol nope.”
Anonymous asked: you two are both so funny, plz marry me. polygamy FTW
Aww thanks #1 fan, we love you!
